Sometimes I see pictures of vending machines for certain things and I’m just like wow I obviously live in the wrong country
Don’t be fooled by the adorable puppies…
They’re actually really bad ass men
… most of the time
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.
"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…
Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.
"…what’s troubling you, kid?"
rebloging again because my regulars are fabulous
Shhhh! This is a library Edward Elric.
Mark Ruffalo: The Fangirl
Pulse Wriggling to Dim Scene [x]
My name is the doctor. I’ve lived for over two thousand years and I have fucked some shit UP.
How many ears does Kirk have?
Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…
and the final front ear
I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame.